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Somewhere, Deutsche Bank Is Welcoming BJs

An eagle-eyed tipster just sent us one of the best literal signs of desperation that we’ve ever been blessed to see:

Deutsche! Please! We know that in moments of desperation and sadness we often reach out in the darkness for the fleeting gratification of human contact and the accompanying gratification that lies therein, but this is just upsetting. And no, you haven’t fallen far enough to just get away with soliciting this kind of…what’s that? We should zoom out?…

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